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If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
Cause my dick is hard for you Babe, are you an elevator? I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Can I park my car in your garage? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking? Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...
I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 inches. I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) Does your ass have a number because its calling me.
My heart immediately sank, and I checked my story, panicking in my head. Now, Snapchatting is usually the first steps of communication with someone you're interested in. enter snapsex now Or, keep reading if you're clueless about how to flirt on Snapchat?This means your "snapchat game" has got to be strong. I saw the word My and immediately tapped it like a fucking moron. I'm friends with my little brothers and step sister as well as many other people I talk to regularly, and I'd rather none of them see my excited no-no square. The only people who really sext with Snapchat anymore are couples, and how boring is that. "Snapchat is sort of the more casual version of texting nowadays," says 21-year-old Heather Delano.I went to my sent list and saw there was no sent snaps to her. I freaked the fuck out and deleted it as quickly as possible. "It's more fun to flirt and talk with guys you're interested in with it instead of texting." It's kind of weird to think that texting could be considered not casual anymore, but with a society that's constantly changing and updating the way we communicate, it's understandable. You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!